Deodorant

So I discovered that the smell of my deodorant burns Kara's esophagus. I was told to quit caking it on. Apparently starting tomorrow I'm supposed to ration deodorant like we are in some world war that has halted all deodorant manufacturing. Sorry Axe body smell company. I know times are tough and profits are down but I have no choice. So everyone but Kara might want to avoid me on warmish to hot days and also in the afternoons. I think pregnancy is going to be really fun.